“If you don’t have anything nice to say just make it funny and then it’s pretty much all good” -Mother Teresa, probably

SoHo | 8-23-24

Random guy just wished me a great day. Don’t worry, though, I’ve been in NYC long enough to know a madman when I see one. I notified the authorities that there’s a perp on the loose spreading warmth and cheer. They should be here any minute to beat the good will out of him.

Views From the 6 Train | 8-25-24

Working on some things lowkey. Wish me luck 🤞🏾

How would you handle this situation if you were the parent?

“If you ain’t got no haters you ain’t poppin” -Rico Richie

Tomorrow night at 8pm!

QUESTION OF THE DAY: If you were forced to choose... which one would you say is closer to the truth?

I look and rap better in person #hiphop #kingbaakir #share youtu.be/RXUtZPyy3nI?si…

Early Morning Thought #3: Does anyone really ‘live in the moment’?

When you find out your favorite corner store has been shut down because your favorite corner store was, apparently, everyone else’s favorite weed spot 🤦🏾‍♂️

I tweet for the people who say “Pardon me, ma’am” out loud and “Get the fuck out of my way” in their head

Early Morning Thought #12: When did I start letting fear get the best of me?

Welcome to Twitter. Someone who knows everything will be with you shortly.

Just bought my girl the coat she wanted for her birthday. I mean her birthday was in February. But I had to wait for that bad boy to hit the clearance rack. Whatever my baby wants my baby gets… as long as it’s 75% off

BREAKING: Human Race Almost Wiped Out Because The Hulk Prioritized His Mental Health Humanity almost got wiped out today thanks to The Hulk who, up until about 30 minutes ago, was convinced his mental health journey was more important than a war against genocidal aliens. It’s

D.A.R.E. Mascot Arrested In String Of Home Invasions Targeting Pro-Drug Celebs thisamericanpie.org/dare-mascot-ar…

Early Morning Thought #33: Blessed is the day when you get fed up with your own bullshit