DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A capybara leaving its cage

Just saw this in the airport and now I know how patients feel when they see a fax machine in a doctor’s office in the Year of Our Lord 2022

What could a Twitter verification cost, Michael? 8 dollars?

Psych 🤝 ENT

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New drug naming strategy just dropped

“Why don’t you quit Twitter, doctor?”

Behold: the worst fax I’ve ever received

I’ll probably regret saying this when the revolution comes but I really don’t like this American Gladiators reboot

Just found this blue tick for free elsewhere on the internet #lifehack

Agreed — Sumanta K. Pal, MD, FASCO gets my vote (provided we also get walk-up music at the ASCO annual meeting podium so he can show off his fabulous taste in tunes 🎶)

🚨 NEW AUTO-REPLY 🚨

NOW HIRING: assistant (to the) regional manager

The position opened unexpectedly after the prior employee’s abrupt departure

Confirmed: CVS being paid per foot of receipt