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Mark Nelson

@marknelsoncomic

Stand up named Comedian’s Comedian Of The Year 2021. A man's got to know his limitations. All tickets for live shows - https://t.co/hqhxIJ6QaC

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About to get on the plane to the Euros and Amy asks me if I have told the school that my son won’t be coming in the next two days.

No, Amy. No I have not.

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Wearing a top a day until we get put out.

Day 4

For me : 2018 Away

The Johnny Russell top

For the boy : 2024 Keeper

The Angus Gunn top

Wearing a top a day until we get put out. Day 4 For me : 2018 Away The Johnny Russell top For the boy : 2024 Keeper The Angus Gunn top
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Single mother - “I have to work two jobs to makes ends meet and sometimes have to choose between hearing my kids and feeding them”

Rishi Sunak - “Same mate. I didn’t have Sky.”

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𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗛&𝗝 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗬 𝗣𝗢𝗗 🚨

Paul Hawksbee & Charlie Baker 💛 this afternoon !

😂 Mark Nelson joined us
🐎Man v Horse competition
🎳 We learned something new about Bowling...

Listen NOW 🔽
shows.acast.com/hawksbeeandjac…

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Made an arse of it on Talksport there.

2005 was when we won the Kirin Cup not 95.

Although we were also in the tournament then.

Disgusted with myself.

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