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calendar_today14-04-2021 22:32:30
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a year ago
I like to think I got nice problems cos I ain't starving I ain't dyin and I'm not hooked on drugs so my problems are alright ig
I quite like the phrase wibbly wobbly
Does anyone else have an aunt or is that just me
george bush gardens or something like that
turns out george bush didnt do a good job on making his park that was mid and half the animals looked sad especially the penguins
Which mf sat there in heavy rain and thought oh yeah this is so much like if there were pets falling from the sky and pelting people
The people who put handles on the push side of the door deserve some form of punishment
Why does lettuce not taste as leafy as cabbage
Who the hell seasoned the ocean with salt and not pepper the flavours really aren't well balanced
Whichever doctors get kept away by apples surely are employed by samsung
Just sayin right when you pick up a 5p coin off the floor and it takes you 3 seconds you are earning 60 quid an hour
Everything anyone's ever smelled smells a bit like nose
When butterflies feel attracted to someone do they get humans in their stomach
3 months ago
I forgot I had this icl