A certain group of people in a certain Western state are about to learn why you never, ever fuck with a journalist. Ever.

Parents! I'm writing about burnout -- particularly burnout. Looking for horror stories, tips and tricks for staying sane, and other input. Deadline EOD Friday. DMs open. Holla at your (#singledad) boy! #freelancing #parenthood #parenting

At this moment I am #ondeadline and writing a story in the corner of a dark hotel room while one of my children sleeps about 10 feet away. It's like we've taken a time machine back to 2019. And it feels fucking fantastic. #familytravel #freelancing ILYSM Carneros Resort

TL has the best home-run trot in the biz

I have listened to this a dozen times. I'm actually laughing more now than I did at first. FUCKING LEGEND. #Vegas

Up late. On deadline. Right lower quad spasming. Feeling super creative. Coincidence? #freelancing

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Yes, it's 419 am on a national holiday, and I'm on a deadline. #freelancing

My debut feature for Marin Magazine was about the rise of trade schools, and how involvement at the county level is making a difference: marinmagazine.com/community/educ… #freelancing

Really informative new piece from BrainWise | Brain Science for Healthy Living about what to do when a loved one receives a diagnosis of dementia: brainwisemedia.com/what-to-consid… #freelancing

"Is there any way we can just chat on Zoom or Google Meet? I loathe Teams and Teams feels the same about me." Hey Microsoft, I really did just write that email to a colleague/client. That's how bad it has gotten. LOL #freelancing

Things I'm bringing on our family's 12-day road trip: poker chips, seaweed snacks, quinquina, a Nintendo Switch, fanny packs for the kids. Pretty random collection. #familytravel

Not gonna lie: I am a die-hard #Yankees fan, and I am actively rooting for German to blow this.

Took the plunge on Threads as Matt Villano. Also laying five units on Zuck over Musk in the cage match. It was fun while it lasted, Twitter.

Can IKF replace Sevvy in the rotation? It would be an improvement. #Yankees

amen

Such a good story from Jess Lander: sfchronicle.com/food/wine/arti…

Stop spying on me

I've uninstalled the app on my phone and will be deleting the bookmarks after this Tweet/X. It was fun while it lasted. Then Elon ruined everything. Catch me on Zuck social media, whalehead.com, or mattyvino.com. Make good choices and be kind. Peace out!