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Who is gonna tell ‘em

Hot people get their MPOX vaccines

This could be us but you’re afraid to give me all your money.

had a vivid dream where i fucked my ass with a long blue cooked rotini noodle a few months ago and it still haunts me

Mo has the opportunity to buy some cat food in bulk for the 25 rescue cats he cares for. Please donate and/or share 🙏🤍 his PayPal is in his bio

i've spent too long away from my favorite pastime of drinking wine and kissing girls and will now be solely focused on filling my fall calendar with as much of it as possible

Men emailing hookers: “it’s always about money with you”

great news everybody! my ass is officially too big for all of my jean shorts 😎

i want to shoot porn in the criterion collection bang bus

Share a glass of champagne with me on my upcoming visits or while I’m home? 🥂 SF • Sept 13-17 & Sept 24-27 DC • Oct 1-2 BOS • Oct 3-6 NYC • Oct 7-9 After that I’ll be home in SF for a bit! 🍾 Let’s toast to the end of summer!

i’ve never in my life yearned or even wished for summer to end. loser behavior.

If you have any information leading directly to the safe return of the Rembrandts that were stolen from that museum in Boston in the 90s, our next overnight is on me!

People talk about being a slut like it’s a bad thing. But it’s actually very fun. 🫶🏼

I cannot imagine loving a woman and not wanting to give her everything.

telling a girI she is a priority vs treating her like she is a priority are two completely different things

Ruthie still needs a home 🥺 if ur in la and looking to adopt this sweet, tiny, 1 yr old girl pls dm me ♥️