the libertines have an album out. jet and hard-fi announced tours. there's an enemy/subways/holloways triple-bill. we are looking at the very grave possibility that the mighty boosh crimp will be resurrected.

'Chelsea don't have a plan!' = 'I'm jealous'

watching the little-known arthouse number 'Anyone but You'

was in Istanbul the other week and wanted an ice cream but refused to entertain any of this business. not having the public shame.

Of course he was. He finally got to meet me. 😂😂

don't mind who is in the england squad, will back anyone who pulls on the woke shirt and leads us to our bright new vegan marxist future

with Klopp gone they were in dire need of a figure that grown adults treat like a demigod

legendary local. was always down Maine Road or necking Boddies with Guigsy.

hmmm tough one, could be any of these 3

Some man thought Arsenal would win because arteta used to carry Pep’s lucozade bottles for him

the chef cooking it:

Top 5 coolest cultures on planet Earth 1. African Americans (they invented cool) 2. Working Class British Musicians. 3. (A close 3rd) Jamaicans 4. Jewish Americans 5. Flamenco Gypsies

the amount of Farmersliga content we can bleed out of this if it happened would be unparalleled. now just need Chris Wilder rocking up at AC Milan.

provider supposedly souped-up our internet today. lad came round to test it and showed me a number on his monitor. couldn't think of anything to say so just went 'yeah...that is proper fast'

'Sleaford Mods' breakthrough release celebrates its tenth with a new sleeve designed by Coldwar Steve'

I had spaghetti and it was very nice i enjoyed it

the Woke Keysey train is a juggernaut, there's no stopping it now

met someone who was doing PR for co-op live and the great escape festival, living embodiment of the 'this is fine' meme