gonna start pulling gang signs so the deaf chicks know I'm a baddie

need to find more pick up lines they don't like it when I ask them their opinions on freddy fazbear

the hoes don't get me (the hoes R doctors)

would B a politician but it'd be too easy to be a dictator #cryptocrash

zombie apocalypse comming soon I feel it in my bones and I fear I won't have access to vape #Zombie #fear #vape

need a flying tiger back in my town like where else do I see twinks

I need social media to be shut down for 5 years so I can actually see who's funny I'm done w these fake ass hoes telling me sum tiktok ass bullshit #tiktok

shit I would cut contact but he too ugly

people who add U to a group chat with all their friends to fight are the same people who will be in controll of the country soon enough

"I don't think I can make it" "my dog died" "I won't be alive at my next birthday" calm yourself it's summer keep that to yourself hun

idc if you tryna save the world if you an opp idc like "I want to cure cancer" nah cuz it's you I'm gonna double the cancer diagnosises just to go against u

Bisexuals are either pure evil or kindest I can’t deal w these hoes

I’ll never survive this world I have blue hair 🙁🙁🙁

Never trust a man with a mullet (they too sexy because they’re evil)