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And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.

how did i just notice that the bloom twins are the only comment on one of my posts from 2018

i do not have “main character syndrome” i have “i am the only human character in a muppet movie syndrome”

Unless we can put on the best talent show this town has ever seen

the girl i met in the bar bathroom last night texted me happy thanksgiving i love women

rip charles dickens, you would have loved the muppet christmas carol

[making up ghost story as I go along] but this was no ordinary Honda Accord

Every time a rave girl does ketamine a horse has to go into surgery awake

they should make soup that gets you drunk

I asked the produce guy if I could try a grape and he said he wouldn’t care if I lit the store on fire with him in it

a weighted blanket isn’t enough i want to sleep under a bookshelf

the new barbie movie is going to be my joker

I will repeat this as long as I have to, when the Supreme Court said in 1937 that the Social Security Act was “unconstitutional”, FDR didn’t ask people to vote harder in the next election, he told the Court he’d add more justices until they backed off, which they did.

one ticket to marcell the shell with shoes on

I love living in LA. every day I see an outfit That would make a pilgrim kill themselves.

teslas when they see a little kid crossing the street: