MY SON

Gave my dog a lil cheesesteak as a treat because Phillies to World Series baybee

I like when the baseball players aren’t allowed to kiss so they do their little handshakes

My enemy JT realmuto behaving incredibly predictably

HELL YEAH WE LOVE THE PHILLIES DONT WE FOLKS

'THIS IS MY FUCKING HOUSE'

There’s my beautiful terrible son

Actually if it doesn't happen in a particular region of France it's just a sparkling accident

Keep thinking of this exchange with Feeling Distant and how it totally changed the way I’ll look Taylor Swift going forward, in a good way
vulture.com/article/taylor…

People love to invent rules for writing because it makes it seem like by memorizing some things you can be good at it.

Writing, like all art, is not so simple. It’s your brain.

Writing short fiction again babyyyyyy!!!!! 'The Shape of a Person' is my first published short story in about 3 years, and Guernica Magazine is the absolutely perfect home.

guernicamag.com/the-shape-of-a…

LONG SLEEVE!! Sick tote!!!

This is a cool thing that happened. Thanks much to the amazing kelsey mckinney, alex sujong laughlin, and Normal Gossip! open.spotify.com/episode/1qTwJx…

hello my little gossip fiends —

if you're a nonfiction books editor and a fan of Normal Gossip, I would suggest simply registering your interest in my inbox asap.

xoxo gossipDana

go phils

Phillies :)

This is called email bankruptcy and anyone can declare it at anytime, for any reason, and no one has ever regretted doing so.

i just deleted 5k emails so i guess email me again if you didn't get what you wanted lol