SUCCESSORS ASSEMBLE

Seriously considering moving to New Orleans. Send all my mail to the Smoothie King Center

(Denver is fraudulent. They have no depth they play no defense and MPJ contract might as well be a PPP scam. I can’t wait for their demise to be televised)

(Miamis window might’ve been last year? Don’t see how they get any better and could be cooked by spring)

Who knew Ryan Reynolds would be what finally got me into soccer

Clippers and Lakers sharing Staples Center is a combination Nobu / Del Taco

The Suns are on national TV 21 more times this year. Why are we being punished if Sarver isn’t?

Pelicans are gonna win 50 games and get a lottery pick. AD still might make a super team!

Lakers scoreboard should just be LeBron v. Kareem all season

Pat Bev in a Laker uniform like seeing the janitor in Balenciaga

Now if you wanna follow Jordan Poole around for 72 hours while his eye healed, I’d watch that.

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There are too many sports docs. Document less. Save your memory. Keep a few secrets.

See this is exactly what I’m talking about are you punching teammates for content sir

I don’t understand why baseball isn’t more popular who doesn’t have four hours to wait for something exciting

Draymond about to put his podcast behind a paywall