being a human is miserable i want to be a tiny baby hippo who is allowed to bite everyone

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people using AI to write papers, make figures for their papers, as well as use fake data and buy/sell authorship. like at that point why are they even in that field?

I miss these days so much. I’ll deal with the baby land shark-chomped hands, just take me back 💕

Love and need more of this!

Going to SfN next month?? Mark your calendars for a social hosted by Dr. Lauren W. Yowelunh McLester-Davis and yours truly. Hope to see some twitter-friends there & as always... ALL are welcome :)

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5yo just asked "does stuff just mean what its supposed to mean" and i feel like i need several years and a grant to even begin to answer her

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Smooshface land seal says Happy Friday

Honestly it’s a little miracle that Stella responds to her actual name because…

Illness + month of being in heat set Stella back a ton in terms of stamina, socialization, and anxiety. We’ve had to almost start from scratch with training which has been exhausting and a big lesson in patience. Happy to finally be back at one of our fave walk spots today 🥰