People are acting like mcdonalds is the one who caused the water out alert

It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you

I'm pretty sure if I was given the option I would rather swallow 6,000 gallons of gasoline in place of going to work tonight 💁

WHY DO I ALWAYS SAY YES WHEN THEY CALL ME INTO WORK EARLY I HATE ME

Twitter fights help me get through the week 🙋🙋🙋

Yooooooooo-ga pants

Fly away to places where your little song can be heard

Dear cute walmart worker please marry me ily

💕👌🔥

#lostkeys

OMG I CAN USE THIS ACCOUNT BECAUSE ITS STILL LOGGED ONTO MY LAPTOP