These infographics don’t work on me because my takeaway is always that 17 donuts isn’t as bad as I thought

DO NOT remove your card, don’t even think about it REMOVE IT NOW! NOW!! YOU PIECE OF SHIT PLEASE REMOVE YOUR CARD

lol - what a joke

It’s almost time 🍁

The best part of watching the WEBN fireworks on livestream is the closed captioning getting the song lyrics wrong

Inside me I have two wolves

Little reminders of my ex everywhere I go

Want free tickets to the home opener? I’m teaming up with TickPick to give away a pair of tickets to help the Bengals #OpenInOrange 1 - Follow me and TickPick 2 - Retweet this post. I’ll pick a winner Thursday. All year, save $20 in the TickPick App using code CINCY20

Y’all Remember When We Listened To Music Choice on cable 😂😂

I feel like a lot of the time good things happen to not-so-good people — so it’s really nice to see karma give a swift kick to people who did you wrong occasionally

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS.

In honor of 4 days until kickoff I will post 4 more of my favorite Who Dey photos/videos over the last few years!

The question: The answer:

Football is back

If when I die I get to live another life as an animal, I’m coming back as a bird that hangs around the ballpark. Free baseball? Yes, please!

I fear there is no ladylike way to eat this. WHY IS IT SO BIG?!

✨ Afternoon views ✨

Ty France 💣

Mother/daughter Cincy Hats for the Reds game - just mom’s is a little more ✨dazzling✨