DoorDash in Florida is on a whole different level.

If I come to your Labor Day Cookout and bite into one of these carrot dogs, I'm flipping the picnic table over.

When you say "ok" instead of arguing.

Little Caesar's needs to chill.

When you tell her you can plow all night long

He doesn’t deserve olive oil

Well, you drive a Miata…

wtf I'm never going to Planet Fitness again.

Employer: We may not offer the best salary, but we have fantastic benefits. The Benefits:

This is really all I need in my life right now.

Every time a vegan has to touch his meat to pee.

Me and my co-worker: We're the backbone of this company, we need a raise. Also me and my co-worker:

The time a promoter threatened to not pay Roxanne Shante for a show so she showed up with Mike Tyson just in case.

For the boys.

Sometimes the military is great.

Gen Z will never understand why Millennials need to pass this truck as quickly as possible.

"Must be willing to work in a fast-paced and exciting environment." The environment:

It's 1999-2000. Napster and Limewire just started. What's the first song you're downloading?