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I hope this Trump assassination attempt doesn't break up Flight of the Conchords.

Game Day! #GoBirds #FlyEaglesFly #MNF

Revelation

Epic 🔥

A healthy 28-year-old mom is dead. Not because doctors couldn't help her; because they refused until it was too late. Because they feared HELPING HER would land them in prison. A young mom is dead. A 6-year-old boy lost his mom. "Everybody wanted this," Donald Trump told us.

NOBODY: EAGLES FANS AT 8AM, WITH STILL 12 HOURS TO GO BEFORE KICKOFF:

I dunno, man. It's Nick Foles retirement night. I think you're allowed to be a little biased. As a treat. Go Birds!

I probably would have felt for him at one point in my life, but my empathy is drained for self-awareness lacking losers who throw their immense money and power into destruction and hatred. He has built his toady prison and he can rot in it alone.

I'm sitting next to a Lincoln impersonator at the airport bar. He's watching MSNBC reporting on yesterday's assassination attempt. This is easily the most surreal thing I've ever witnessed.

A special message for #EaglesEverywhere from Nick Foles 🤳

With the Eagles home opener tonight we should really remember how insane it is that SPORTSRADIO 94WIP is still employing Howard Eskin to cover the team when he is currently banned from attending all Phillies and Sixers events for sexually harassing a Citizen’s Bank Park employee.

All the moments, all the feels 🥹 Nick Foles | dhwani | #FlyEaglesFly

THEY DID NOT TELL ME ABOUT THIS WHAT

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Go Birds!!!! 🦅🦅🦅

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Philadelphia's main character syndrome is getting Worse