Why the fuck is my wood stove cleaning quote $240?

I only WISH this were not probably true. Hurt does brain my. Wish were country normal this. FUCK!!

(S'cuse my french, I meant DARRNN!)

Tis but a flesh wound!
(I almost for sure should have gone to your comments to see that Im NOT the first one to say that, damn! Still feelin dumb on Twitter!)
(where are my coconuts, to go clopping ashamedly away with?)

Sgt.. you should have a thousand retweets for this profundity! But people are stupidly drawn to the 'Do ya like reality tv?' questions, and retweet that instead, are we all that vapid, shallow and empty, and stupid? Good POST, even BETTER point!!👇👇💙💙

I feel like I’m not doing anything my parents did at my age and that’s either really bad or really good.

As important as the name of C Hitchens GREAT book, 'God is NOT Great'
I absolutely LOVED his poke at Islam there.

I would also answer, as important as any other fictional device, like bigfoot, leprechauns, fairies, Santa, Easter Bunny, Flying Teapots OR Spaghetti Monsters...

In my old neighborhood, back in the days before I knew I was bi, Homus Erectus, would have described a specifically 'gay' man with a boner. And he just took an Viagrus, to get him that 'special,' hare!

Well put, Don, November, I mean, Roevembe is comin quick!!👇👇👇💙💙💙

Schaden is funny, and speaks the truth!

James,they read it with such myopic eyes,with such predetermined beliefs,with such thickly held dogmatic undrsndng.The Noah story is as replete with incest as that of Cain and Abel,but you don't hear them talkin about that,just the three pages they know that support their views.

Attention.. attention all Kmart shoppers, Im apparently dumber that even I thought, as I didnt really upset the person I was afraid I hurt. So, um, sorry, move along, nothin to see here, but a big, dumb goof!

This is my for sure favorite for the night!!👇👇👇💙💙💙

Impiety Depends on the situation. If you tell me that 1 = 2, I am going to say you are wrong.

Instead of replying ‘you’re wrong’, why not just say ‘I disagree’!

You prevent risking to make a fool of yourself, or prevent being regarded as arrogant.

Here we go again.. this thing on?? Why doesnt this have way too many retweets? Good on ya Dr Nneka!👇👇

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 If you don’t like it here, you can always leave.

These folks should be disbarred and maybe sentenced for such blatant lies to congress..news alert, they wont be. Biden needs to pack the court. I understand its not that simple, but he should make waves in that direction, FDR did it (threatened) and got TONS accomplished.

Oh, they’re definitely beginning to get it, and they hate it — and that’s great. Listen, #Russia , here’s our big secret: the “Anglo-Saxon tradition” is to wake up every morning trying to be better than we were the day before, for the very simple reason that we can.

Oh fuck. Biden got caught on a hot mic saying 'fuck'?

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