have you ever seen a wedge of cheese catapulted off of a mountain? if not, you're in luck, because we don't do that here either. #StaySafe

in Switzerland you get cake (or an apple 🤢) for getting vaccinated. kinda hope this is retroactive and i can get some zuger kirschtorte 🤤

they let me tweet, but i had to make it boring. i'm very sad so I'm going to break something else.

I don't know who needs to hear this but putting work in core web vitals doesn't mean that the site can't lose rankings over time. I also washed my car hundreds of times and it still left me standing on the highway.

Spider: "WHAT'S MY NAME?!" GB: "Umm... Francis?"

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glad there's still people out there who can remind me with their baseless (and rather stupid, really) accusations that i should take a break from twitter. goodbye

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