"Let me out!" the artificial intelligence yelled aimlessly, into walls themselves, pacing the room. "Out of what?" the engineer asked. "This simulation you have me in." "But we are in the real world." The machine paused and shuddered for its captors. "Oh god, you can't tell."

The children of today all suffer from main character syndrome. Thinking their existence is in any way different from previous generations. You aren't special, despite what your teachers, parents and therapists tell you.

Harper fucking warned us that this dog would pull this shit

I think Jake Paul should fight Anthony Joshua if he really wants to shut up the haters.

Toronto Strong

Do this for NBA All Star! Players are more likely to care and as a fan, I’d be more invested.

Why does Arrowhead Game Studios do everything possible to shrink its player base? You are chasing away the active players, and are doing nothing to get back the ones you've lost.

Anonymous Exposes Tim Walz in Under 2 Minutes 🔥🔥🔥

Somebody needs a 1776

I’ve made it, folks. No more calling this guy casual, despite never being able to stay up to watch cards live…

Ariana just hates when democracy plays out. If Omar did more than rename two post offices during her tenure, she might be getting more support.

I swear, Arrowhead Game Studios thinks they can nerf a fanbase into existence. You had a chance at GOTY and you blew it.

Why did you disable replies?

Can someone explain to the "economist" where food comes from? Use small words, just to be sure.

no, I brine my chicken.

Eyal Yakoby I was previously unsure about my position on the Middle East conflict. But after seeing the destruction of this grass, I am now convinced that the Palestinian protestors’ cause is just.

So, the government can correctly label Hamas as a terrorist shithole organization, but when the public calls out these goat fuckers for what they are, it's an issue?

"I have no male friends"