tweeting from here

it smells like upgoblin in here

this is crazy

this is my real face

the girthmaster just shot and killed my dog

you vs your pfp

yeah i also got my phone out and did something else (jerk off)

everyone got that one hairbrush they would fuck ..

whenever i tweet i hear a live studio audience clapping and cheering for me

smoking more weed to get better at jerking off

it must be so crazy being The Chosen One

i love my wife

pharmacist just walked my pills over to me like a bottle girl

i love nothing more than giggling with my friends

how it feels to not call someone retarded over a minor disagreement

i was into this until i found out they’re made of foam

crying to sinatra again

open.spotify.com/track/0Sc8AsDT…

old reliable is back follow my ass