how did they even come up with the plot of sister act, it’s so simple but genius. singing nuns?? with respect, quentin tarantino ain’t writing that

What the fuck is The Spiderdick Chronicles

Me: “Hello, I’m here for my interview at IKEA.”

Interviewer: “Come on in! Make a seat!”

we used to be a country

The letter “d” in Dunstable is load-bearing. Take it away & see what happens

There is no such thing as “a sick note culture.” There is a record high NHS waiting list, crippling housing costs, widespread food poverty, stagnant wages and inadequate benefit rates, a broken social care system, dire mental health services, and closed Sure Start centres.

I think I’ve now read the words “Matty Healy” enough to last me a lifetime

Everyone assumes the Pet Shop Boys are boys from a pet shop, but what if it’s an instruction to pet some boys in a shop?

Film-wise: at 9pm, Kingsman: Golden Circle on E4, Inglourious Basterds on 5Star or Bridesmaids on ITV2. At 11.05, Dark Waters on BBC2 or Kill Bill 1 on Great Movies. At 11.35, Magic Mike on BBC1. At 12.30, Croupier on Film4. At 1.15, Experiment In Terror on Talking Pictures TV #telly

Tonight’s TV tips: at 8pm, #BeyondParadise on BBC1. At 9pm, Pet Shop Boys Night on BBC4, #Gogglebox on C4, #HIGNFY on BBC1, Michael Portillo’s Long Weekends on C5 or Disclosure: Dead Man Running on BBC2. At 9.30pm, #Avoidance on BBC1. At 10pm, #LateNightLycett on C4 #telly

Down tools & grab a glass, tweety pies!! It’s #wineoclock !!11! #friYAY #chardonnYAY #jacobscreeksochic #blossomhillsochill #galpals #overduecatchup #missedthesefaces #goodgoss #puttingworldtorights #scampifries #prawnrings #porkswords #beefcurtains #littleparp #followthru #bliss

**BREAKING** Rishi Sunak wants to stop people phoning in sick so they can listen to the new Taylor Swift album. 'They should shake it off and get back to the office,' he told reporters

really losing it at this TikTok bio

Completely adorable - of course! 🩷💙💜💛💚♥️

Michael Hogan Claudia Winkleman This is lovely stuff, Hoges. Claudia is a National Treasure.™️

Film-wise: at 9pm, Kingsman: Golden Circle on E4, Inglourious Basterds on 5Star or Bridesmaids on ITV2. At 11.05, Dark Waters on BBC2 or Kill Bill 1 on Great Movies. At 11.35, Magic Mike on BBC1. At 12.30, Croupier on Film4. At 1.15, Experiment In Terror on Talking Pictures TV #telly

Tonight’s TV tips: at 8pm, #BeyondParadise on BBC1. At 9pm, Pet Shop Boys Night on BBC4, #Gogglebox on C4, #HIGNFY on BBC1, Michael Portillo’s Long Weekends on C5 or Disclosure: Dead Man Running on BBC2. At 9.30pm, #Avoidance on BBC1. At 10pm, #LateNightLycett on C4 #telly

Swearing! Being a style icon! Ivory-tinkling! #TheTraitors ! Becoming primetime TV’s top presenter! Ahead of #ThePiano 's return (Sunday 28th April, 9pm on Channel 4), I had a lovely chat with the thoroughly brilliant Claudia Winkleman theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2…

It’s raining and my 3.5yo says his knee is acting up. So, it’s safe to say we spend too much time with grandpa.

'Biohacking' is the new 'crypto' as the mark of an absolute wrong 'un