I saw it too. It was moving to the right and kept going in that direction and then I forgot all about it.

New York, I am coming for you. ★ Sep 13-21 Rochester Fringe ★ rochesterfringe.com ★ Sep 25-28 SoHo Playhouse ★ sohoplayhouse.com

Hey! I’m walking here! Go see Marcel, New Yorkers!

Finally got to 22,067th in the queue for Oasis tickets.

You’d think someone would have quoted “There goes my hero” by now, but no. Not a single one.

I’m in Stowmarket.

Was hoping for a lot more sympathy for that last tweet.

David Bowie RIP.

Two nights ago, Donald Trump and I had our first debate. We owe it to the voters to have another debate.

New Robyn Hitchcock album out today and it’s brilliant! I’m fully convinced that the original version of A Whiter Shade of Pale MUST have been a song on I Often Dream of Trains or Eye. It’s his song.

If I posted a racist tweet instead of my last tweet recommending you should listen to a great new album, it would definitely get likes. Probably a lot of them. Face it, you lot way prefer racism to music. I find that weird.

Mate. I’m an ex- Morrissey fan.

And you lost to him.

#Nowplaying Break My Heart - Malcolm Middleton (Into The Woods)

Wannabe.

Grendel.

Can’t wait!

TONIGHT at EartH running order: Stewart Lee intro - 7pm R Hitchcock set 1 - 7.10 - 7.40 Interval - 7.40 - 8 Stewart Lee - 8 - 8.30 R Hitchcock set 2 - 8.30 - 10

Ah, shit.