EXCLUSIVE JPOW COMMENTS AS MARKETS TANKED:

Avocados are gross and I will not hear otherwise.

Says a lot about how few medicinal breakthroughs we have had.

(10) PENN STATE ROLLS TO VICTORY 👀

The Nittany Lions grab their first NCAA Tournament win since 2001, with a dominant 76-59 win over (7) Texas A&M 🔥

#MarchMadness

Teddy Football is now Teddy Buckets? #Bengals

WTF, I put my phone down for one hour and the #Bengals decide to go crazy in FA.

BREAKING NEWS: The Empire is planning to unveil a new policy as soon as this afternoon that only Death Star Blue subscribers will be able to get covers for their small thermal exhaust ports, according to company sources.

'This will be fine,' Darth Vader is quoted as saying.

This is definitely noteworthy

Love Greg Olsen calling out Mahomes on the fake limp

Yes, this is my cat. No, I won't be answering any questions. Yes, he will kill Briana Siracuse 💙 in her sleep for doing this to him. dave jbridg9

For all the ninjas living in Indiana 😂
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The time for Sheisty is at hand! Repent or be rend asunder!

Gotta keep the tradition, WhoDey Shayne Graham! Time to watch Sheisty go to work!

This game is officially over dave , I'm calling the mercy rule

😂😂😂

You have a hard time recognizing Zac Taylor’s competence level because you probably don’t know him, probably never talked to him, and probably don’t really get how it all works.

Came out of the gym to this, yeah buddy! dave

To a great afternoon for the boys.. #WhoDey Shayne Graham

Even though we're gone, our spirit lives on dave