Not mine but I love it!

Missed this one yesterday. 🤣

“Let’s try again Mr Shapps. These ones float, those fly in the sky.”

As tests for RAAC are carried out in UK prisons, inmates with a decent set of fingernails realise they could probably be free by 6pm this evening.

Parliament pays tribute to Theresa May with a £28,000 painting of Jon Pertwee.

#SchoolSafety

Don’t forget at 8pm tonight to bang pots and pans for the bloody hard work done by our Education Secretary. #ClapForKeegan

Failure of Leadership #NeverVoteConservative sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2023/02/failur…

When local authorities like Birmingham go bust, we go bust.

Govt adds cement mixing, structural engineering and project management to key stage 2 syllabus.

BREAKING: UK’s hardest working employee Gillian Keegan to receive guard of honour and open top bus parade after securing funding for 12 scientific calculators.

Gillian Keegan has just announced that the words ‘f*cking’ and ‘a*ses’ should be added immediately to the teaching of synthetic phonics in every primary school. I suspect this is to avoid her being labelled as a synthetic Education Secretary.

Gillian Keegan has put her foot in it so many times today, I can now confirm that she has fallen over.

Gavin Williamson is living proof that a wimp can be a bully.

I hear that Gillian Keegan was appointed to her current job because she was the only candidate who could write everything she knew about Education on the back of a postage stamp.

“Welcome to your first day of the new term children”

School uniform fees rise yet again as parents are forced to fork out for high-vis, a hard hat and a safety whistle.

Daily Mail school building scandal latest:

Did Meghan Markle mix the concrete?

Providing a platform for Piers Morgan to rant, allowing Hunt to drivel on relentlessly while eerily grinning compulsively, and pursuing a ridiculous question for Bridget Phillipson, Tory Laura is back. Need to remind myself I should not be watching this propaganda.