Put me in the +30 handicap tourney now…

6 hours to go.

You can be better.

Hey Callaway Golf, are you looking for +30 handicap social media golfers to send stuff to for reviews??? *I need that Smoke*

Does Wingstop no longer use like a garlic butter/oil with their garlic parm wings? 2nd time it’s either missing or not added. They also forgot our carrots, and wrong seasoning on the corn.

Playing that D&D!

Doing The Venetian Resort Las Vegas in 2025. Let’s go!!!

Yesssssssssssssssssss

I am going to be The Venetian Resort Las Vegas’s social media managers new best friend ;) #MikeandSylvia10yearVegasTrip2025

Roasting some chickpeas, onions, carrots, and mushrooms with a tomato paste, lemon juice, cumin, smoked paprika, Aleppo chile flake kinda thing.

Hey golf people, I would like to purpose a new celebrity tournament. It’s called the ‘0 - 30’ Celebrity Scramble. Foursome must have a scratch/pro player, 10 handicap, 20 handicap, and one of me, a +30 on the team. Figure out a point system that gives bonus for using +30 shots

🔥🔥🔥

Get that bag.

My practice needs more practice.

Officially booked a Grand King room with a Sphere view at The Venetian Resort Las Vegas for July 2025. Baller 10 year anniversary trip with the wifey is officially official.

Be better humans.

You can thank me for this. #AstroBot

My daycare cost for my youngest is $387 a week.