Have you ever had sex in your life?

My three year old just hit me in the testicles again. It really hurt. I don’t know if I can take the pain anymore. I hate really hate my life. Someone come kill me.

Anyone who uses this gif should be put in a camp.

Very cool to see the propaganda not work in real time because according to my research girls love Hezbollah.

POV: My wife left me and we matched on Hinge.

Are spam calls evolving? From my special “I’m Normal”

Just imagine Hillary Clinton throwing herself at a glass ceiling. She smacks into it then falls on the ground breaking all her bones.

“Voting” is for cucks.

Whoever is picking the Wordles now is making some weird choices.

You know what’s embarrassing?

New episode is up now.

For some reason my fyp the most pro Israel stuff I’ve ever seen and this

“Don’t be naive. Hamas wants you dead too.” Uh, not if they’ve seen my posts!

Is having seggs with an un-alived body a crime? Lmk in the comments.

I can’t wait to leave my family so I can do more standup.

Yeah dude. It’s so wild. You should call the cops.

I’m so glad my mom got an Instagram. No notes.