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The couple looked at their romance as the result of what happens when the stars properly #align. The terrified public looked at them as if they'd been spat out of a black hole from some other evil, chaotic universe. #vss365

Not quite, "The Exorcist", it was more like having a careless roommate with impulse control issues. #Possessed by a minor league demon, Gladys found herself waking up in the oddest places, strange purchases from Amazon on her porch. It was actually the time of her life. #vss365

💙 Willowbyte albert Starbucks Last I checked, they only intended to serve coffee at both the DNC and the RNC.

The accident scene made no #sense to the troopers. No one should have died at that speed, yet there she was. Two mistresses and a fat insurance policy brought direction and focus to the investigation. #vss365

Just heard another story of another young fellow, a victim of "gun violence". Now, I do understand a journalistic standard when I see one, but I am getting a bit weary. The kid was murdered. Somebody murdered him. He didn't die because of some existential social problem.

Oh fk!

David Simon

David Simon Or as David Sedaris put it:

Lots of hand gestures, talking a mile a minute, eventually, she slowed to a stop. She began to pluck at the dark red stains on her frock. Silence swallowed the little room as she stared off into space. Nodding sympathetically, the old detective said, "Please #continue." #vss365

Just saw "Jigsaw" (1960, Val Guest police procedural on Tubi.) Think "CSI Brighton". Crisp, nicely put together and pretty devoid of cliche.

I locked the man I was behind a #door in a house and threw away the key. I made every effort to forget where that house was at. It worked just fine for a number of years. Until it didn't. #vss365

So Harris had an advantage because she had advance knowledge of the questions they were going to ask at the debate? Nobody asked ANYTHING these two hadn't already been asked before. I'm a 69 year old high-school grad and I would have done better making the GOP's case than Trump.

My son just had a great idea! One year, we should name the hurricanes after giant monsters. "Godzilla is now a CAT 2 and headed for the Gulf Coast..."🦖

Let me consult my crystal ball: The GOP realizes that the cannot possibly win with the candidate they've chosen. Sooo - THE ELECTION IS RIGGED!

He’s good

The SWAT team was all around the hideout. A voice on the PA was ordering us to surrender. Jerry was on the kitchen floor, leaking from a .38 slug in his shoulder. Bea was crabbing, "Wise guys! So smart! What a plan! How could it #fail?" "Shaddap or I'll plug ya myself!" #vss365

"It's an apocryphal story! I never said 'Let them eat #cake. How could they think I'd be so out of touch?'" "I know exactly what you mean, Marie. Fletcher Christian was a little shit, but who's story did they buy?" #vss365