Wait wait wait — Trump has been flying to the few campaign events he’s even holding… on JEFFREY EPSTEIN’S plane?!!! Are you fucking kidding me?!?

all my bitches get educated by watching john oliver

malkovich is my safe word

WHAT IS DEMURE

this one’s for you barack

Jimmy Carter at a protest against the Israeli evictions of Palestinians in East Jerusalem in 2010

dropping out of college to become a full time abstract concept

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babe it’s okay to admit you’ve only ever read romances & don’t have the capacity to take in fantasy books… but on a serious note this review makes me sad because I remember that other girl who posted about how recent literature has to be dumbed down for people to understand ++

being a couples therapist like “i can treat you better than him”

Fixed it.

“the customer is always right” last i checked i worked here and NOT you

buying robux

whoever is making these bomb threats in chicago can u like stop please im trying to GO HOME!!!!

Robert Komaniecki I know a gluten free muffin hate to see her coming

oh nooo don’t turn 24 you’re so hot

Honey B. Cunty

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chris evans PSA for voters: