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Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 (@cmclymer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We practiced with caskets that were stored outside our barracks building. To simulate the weight of honored remains, we’d toss several full sandbags into the belly of the casket and then, for hours, we’d go through our exact movements. Over and over and over. (thread)

Rep. Jack Kimble (@repjackkimble) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’m sorry but when a genuine American hero like Donald Trump wants to do a photo op at Arlington National Cemetery, you let him. The exposure alone is great for the fallen soldiers.

Rep. Jack Kimble (@repjackkimble) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Over 50 musicians have announced that they will be suing to stop Lara Trump from releasing her latest single not as the rights owners of the song, but as music lovers

Rep. Jack Kimble (@repjackkimble) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I've got a lil' buddy going through a hard time right now and I just wanted to send this to my favorite buckaroo to try and cheer him up. #TimPool

Wendell Pierce (@wendellpierce) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There is a certain immortality involved in theater, not created by monuments and books, but through the knowledge an actor keeps to his dying day that on a certain afternoon, in an empty and empty dusty theater, he cast the shadow of a being that was not himself but the

There is a certain immortality involved in theater, not created by monuments and books, but through the knowledge an actor keeps to his dying day that on a certain afternoon, in an empty and empty dusty theater, he cast the shadow of a being that was not himself but the
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline) 's Twitter Profile Photo

ABOUT TARIFFS... Can I just explain how wrong Donald Trump sounds to those of us in the import business? He’s bullshitting you. Here’s the truth: I work in imports, and Trump’s claims are false. The importer (the company bringing goods into the U.S.) pays the tariffs, and that

Rep. Jack Kimble (@repjackkimble) 's Twitter Profile Photo

1984 - Ronald Reagan - "It's Morning in America" 2008 - Barack Obama - "Yes We Can!" 2024 - Donald Trump - "THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS!" #Debate2024

State Rep. Michele Grim 💯 (@michelegrim) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There are Republican supermajorities in the Ohio House and Senate. Do you know how many times I’ve heard anybody bring up Haitian migration? Zero. Ever hear Vance talk about it before this week? Me neither. Maybe look at the polls. Pretty sad when your Hail Mary is Heil Hitler.

Rep. Jack Kimble (@repjackkimble) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is courage! Too many people are just afraid to totally make stuff up because they’re worried innocent people will get hurt, but JD Vance knows there is real suffering in this country and if he has to make stuff up so people will understand this, he’s not afraid to do it.

Mister Hand (@misterhand1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Was really hoping for some inspiration here but every trad published offer in the comments and quotes sharing their "late bloomer" success stories is considerably younger than I am.

Rep. Jack Kimble (@repjackkimble) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Been listening to Dua Lipa 45 minutes a day for 3 months now and still haven’t been able to learn Spanish. This program is a total ripoff