Uhh Pete Buttigieg just destroyed JD Vance on Real Time with Bill Maher

One hell of a National Ice Cream Day

Kamala’s menu of potential VPs

No president of America has ever given birth - I don’t understand why it’s suddenly an issue

White men, are yall organizing a zoom call #WinWithKamala ? Call it whatever you want but make it happen. Open yalls wallets Use your skin privilege, Use your power Show up for Kamala!

The White Dudes for Harris call better raise at LEAST 33% more than the women’s call at a minimum. You know why….

Remember that all of this is a strategy. The politics of outrage and insult are the last refuge of a politician who cannot defend his own plans.

Tim Walz really is that guy at Home Depot that you don’t know that spends 20-30 minutes randomly explaining to you why you need to use hex bolts for your project. JD Vance is the guy berating the cashier at Panera for not giving him a refill on his lemonade. That’s the difference

Walz, 60, has drawn criticism for appearing older than his age. Walz responded on X, saying that it’s because he “supervised the lunchroom for 20 years. You do not leave that job with a full head of hair. Trust me.” 😅🤣

Guess we know why there is such an Adderall shortage everywhere. Almost like one guy is using the entire nation's supply?

It seems like if the government wants us to pay taxes they should make it easier. Like don't take 9 months to read a document that you made me FAX you. I had to build a time machine and travel back 20 years just to send you a form! Now I anxiously await a reply in 2-150 weeks.

Now do Novovax! 💉

I knew I should've gone to Chicago.

I hope my fave, Texas Donuts, introduces a new flavor called "whatever makes sense."

Finally my chance to shine on Armchair Expert Podcast - as a meeting planner I have 25 years of hotel stories but I have one that is going to blow everyone's mind. Prayers it gets chosen because WOW it's a doozy.

Tim Walz went and got donuts this morning while you were still asleep. He didn't even need to ask what you wanted as he has your favorites memorized. #bigdonutenergy #bigdadenergy #americasdad

Time for Ted Danson to publicly and enthusiastically come out in support of Kamala Harris

So, if you were hoping for Nick Offerman to parody Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the USA" with a hearty endorsement of Vice President Harris, you are very much in luck. He just released this song. 😂❤️ youtube.com/watch?v=AJk7Bi…

Folks, I got so much positive feedback when I played this song on the @ComicsForKamala fundraiser that I went ahead and made you a professional-style version. Coming soon to a music streamer near you, through your rectangle. #Kamalaman 🇺🇸

Time to be sad soon