not allowed into the fashion show that i got cut from walking because i was two people too late

is this a good time to bring up one of my favorite conspiracy theories

Y2K Britney and her robot dog

reading the bible

can’t believe it’s been 12 years since the iconic ride music video was filmed ♡

caravaggio (1986)

I was watching Barbie mermaid adventures on YouTube and then I fell asleep and when I woke up they took it down for copyright infringement

lana del rey & courtney love

Please stop asking me about "smartschoolboy9". I replied to a DM a few weeks ago asking if I remembered this guy who would walk around Doncaster dressed as a schoolboy with weird makeup on. Yes. I walked past him in the town centre 20-25 years ago. I WALKED PAST HIM. That's all

i’ll tell my kids she was 2000s britney spears

Imagine you have a beautiful Swedish wife

What a cute Millie!

Lana Del Rey is the original Katy Perry hater

I er uh lived bitch