Perpetual emergency sirens blur into an alarm we can’t hear.

Mexican petunia that's threatening to consume my house #theta360 theta360.com/s/ciMkcowsub1Y…

Flash maaaaaab.

#MoistenAFilm What We Do in the Shallows

Nothing in the history of deer kind has ever been this good (H/T to Boing Boing). Shred on, li'l fawn. youtube.com/watch?v=2ft954…

Re-upping, having just grabbed a fresh bag this morning. So. Much. Crema.

"If you surround yourself with interesting people, you might find yourself a person of interest." - Dr. Jason Johnson

Gas rationing has apparently begun. Service station attendant stopped at 4 gallons, and REFUSED to continue pumping. I demanded more. He pointed out that it was a motorcycle, and that the tank was full. #NotesFromNationalEmergency

Somali pirates gave me toothpaste & soap.

“I’m the king of the <cough> king of the <hack> king <wheeeeze> of the world!”

@hoganhere ACL Festival We'll all be #BracingForSlapBassOnSunday

@hoganhere ACL Festival Kelly Hoagie, then?

@ContinentalATX @RoamingGnome Gnice to see you, too.

@hoganhere I'm more partial to Turn Your Head and Coffeecake.

Tech diffs overcome, NdGT as engaging entertaining & thought-provoking as ever. Thx, Neil deGrasse Tyson National Geographic #SXSW2015

Their hypocrisy game is STRONG. x.com/senatorreid/st…

If you need to avoid being alone with women to treat them with dignity and not violate their rights, no rule will make you a decent man. x.com/seanmdav/statu…

Open enrollment starts November 1. Trump doesn't want Americans to enroll. Pass it on.