#GaryDelaney will be headlining at our brilliant comedy club at Yeadon Town Hall, Leeds, Friday 20 Sept! 260 sold already! Buy tickets - website here: moorlaughs.co.uk/.../moor-laugh…... #MoorLaughs #GaryDelaney #Yorkshire #UKComedy #YorkshireComedy #LeedsComedy #ComedyUK #YeadonTownHall

Things my grandmas said: If you go out with wet hair you get pneumonia. If you have a bath on a full stomach your bowels explode. If you don’t take your coat off indoors you won’t ‘feel the benefit’ when you go out again. More than two eggs a day results in death. Others?

Our opening act for our #GaryDelaney Gary Delaney-next tour 2025 gig on Friday September 20th is the ridiculously talented and funny Jester Joe Jacobs! Swipe the QR code for tickets or visit our website moorlaughs.co.uk

Can relate

The pre-gig rituals and warm ups of Gary Delaney bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0…

#GaryDelaney #SeannWalsh #TerryAlderton #JoeJacobs all showing soon at Moor Laughs Look... we're not going to stand on your neck and force you to buy tickets ...not until the last week anyway moorlaughs.co.uk

Gary Delaney will be using a projector and screen at our Friday 20th September gig at Yeadon Town Hall Theatre Some great gags here! Tickets from the moorlaughs website. Going FAST! youtu.be/NHMJoUNzPu0?si…

#earthquake and #California are trending

Different Dates, Same Enemy. We Will Never Forget.

Cash is king! Want special deals on tickets for our Seann Walsh and Terry Alderton evenings? Bring CASH to our Gary Delaney evening on Friday 20th September at Yeadon Town Hall, Leeds next week!

Party politics aside - and bearing in mind that nothing is worse than a world War & the greatest chance yet for at the worst a nuclear war - are you ready to die so Ukraine can join NATO and the EU? because tens of millions of Britons have neven given this serious thought.

What’s the best registration plate you’ve seen?

Burnside "We spent all the housekeeping by mistake"

2 assassination attempts on Trump now. Who’s taking these shots? Patrick Bamford? #LUFC

The Secret Barrister’s whole schtick is writing a massive thread explaining that the rules and procedure in Kafka’s The Trial were properly followed, actually. Feel bad for Josef K.? Here’s why you and the Daily Mail are wrong… 1/217

Any update Johnathan?

Imagine writing a thread minimising the fact that a man employed by the BBC and paid for by its licence fee payers, decided to USE THAT MONEY to buy pictures of CHILDREN being RAPED. What motivates someone to believe that this is a good look for them?