i often think about Nacho's two girlfriends on Better Call Saul and think Vince Gilligan should explore their characters in another spinoff series or in some sort of El Camino esq spin off film

psst. I’m coming out with a song on the day I was supposed to get married. presave here sparta.ffm.to/sick

#RealLover

hey

Happy Skynet Day to all who celebrate

hey

Criterion closet should be a van that goes from town to town like a bookmobile. Children chasing them down like an ice cream truck

Brazil Supreme Court orders suspension of X bbc.in/3yY2Yjc

okay but the plastic taste of the straw is literally the best part????

you don’t understand like ‘come to brazil’ is literally the foundation of twitter brazilians INVENTED stan culture

I still don’t quite understand what memes are, but I think I’m starting to get it. The internet has some interesting ones about yours truly. - Don

don’t come near me don’t go missing

got so drunk last night i messaged the ting tings on instagram

every morning 🖤

a woman in one of those are we dating the same guy dating groups posted a photo of an apple watch with the screen zoomed in and asked if her husband was on grindr but it’s literally just the little “!” message the watch sends you when you have too many notifications