Damn Michigan fans already cooler than bama fans. A low bar but still

Just southern charmed my way into early check in

Hit them with the “yes ma’am” and a smile combo >>>>

Block me back

Business decisions were made

Women want romance but will return the favor with socks on a stick 🙂‍↔️

Someone bring me a Nike Texas hat before they fly over here I’ll pay

Quoting this so more people see it. The tackle jumping the count thing is never gonna stop man. I get that a lot of these are false starts in slow motion, but in real time it all happens so fast, I think people don’t understand how hard it is for the official to really know if

Ay what the fuck 🐶WOOF CLITZER🐶

“Don’t look back it” is crazy 😭😭😭

I had my first coney. I’m sleepy af

I have been laughing uncontrollably for 20 minutes… Y’all, please watch this

Sheesh

I wish there was an option to hide the cover of my little smutty books when I add them to Goodreads. Like can yall please let me hit my in app reading goal without the shame of an oiled up shirtless man all over my profile?????

You know what brings me joy? Little kids in college gear. Little do they know that this shit brings you misery the rest of your life.

I love football too much lmao. I’m about to go to random high school football game in the area 😂😂😂

Squirters >>

You need a fucking Bible

Man what?!