Hey Twitter please! I’m begging you

Kids don’t need a father until they are like 11. My dad worked in another city Mon to Friday for a couple of years and I honestly don’t remember.

The Office but working from home and it’s mostly tricks to keep your screen active and online shopping. Occasionally somebody you’ve never met in person gets laid off. FUN!

One thing about living in America is that the news just keeps coming at ya. Just give me a day or two a week where democracy is safe so I can get my head above water.

Congrats to Usher who still has a great body if he doesn’t lean over.

No need for the “iffy” hands at the end. Shane Gillis was super funny

Also how I feel when that Ex-Lax hits. #smartjoke

Had my annual physical today and highly recommend getting a Polish doctor. I told him I binge drink once a week and he frowned and said “that’s not that much”

One of the best comedians in the world just released a free comedy special. If you’re in this weekend do yourself a favor and watch it. @dansoder youtu.be/1Lik3hSyhrY?si…

asking New Yorkers what they would do with 1 million dollars

Just finished a corn dog and IMMEDIATELY came across the Kate Moss quote, “ nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”. Well frig!

People in the right are saying charging a political rival is something they’d do in a 3rd world country. But not charging a politician who definitely commits a bunch of crimes is even more 3rd world.

The only perspective on AI that matters

As a Canandian living in The States it’s painful listening to the ESPN hockey announcers. Guy hits the post and buddy doesn’t say anything. Bob Cole would be having a conniption if the same thing happened. #nhlplayoffs

Austin, Lafayette and Houston, big Hoss (that’s me) is coming to town next week. Should be fun ! linktr.ee/Grahamkay

Bad day? Think about the time I flew to LA to see my new long distance gf, then my flight was delayed 3.5 hours, then they offered to upgrade me if I took a flight leaving 12 mins later. Then that second flight was delayed 4 hours. Then my gf tells me she has covid.

Hey, do you capitalize the “T” if ur typing “I haveThe Clap?” Asking for a friend

Lin-Manuel Miranda angrily crumpling up his convention rap and starting over

This is like the time I stepped away from junior hockey because I was 20.

Drive straight after here ladies.