In the last several weeks, my office has received many inquiries from actual residents of Springfield who've said their neighbors' pets or local wildlife were abducted by Haitian migrants. It's possible, of course, that all of these rumors will turn out to be false. Do you know

In short, don't let the crybabies in the media dissuade you, fellow patriots. Keep the cat memes flowing.

Never forget this Kamala golf story. (Via Reddit)

FACT CHECK: In last night's three-on-one debate the ABC News moderators used misleading crime data from the FBI to 'fact check' Donald J. Trump. The reality is that Trump (as he usually is) was right - crime is not down - it is up, way up. Kamala Harris and her willing

Tour Golf lost one of our big corporate sponsors this morning. They said we are “too inappropriate” for them. We told them that yes, being based comes off as inappropriate through a liberal’s perspective. We told them to fuck off and go partner up with Starbucks 🌈❄️

The U.S. Postal service union regularly endorses one party’s candidate and yet they’re still allowed to transport ballots. Pretty incredible when you think about it.

🚨BREAKING: Gov. Mike Dewine of Ohio has deployed State Troopers to Springfield due to the Haitian migrant crisis. I guess another conspiracy has been proven right.

It’s literally on video on the Internet 🤷‍♂️

Department Of Government Efficiency

Turns out …

I’m howling 🤣

Well put

If democrats didn't lie, they wouldn't have a platform.

Kamala is on tape saying the exact opposite of virtually every position she claims to believe now. We’ve truly never seen anything like this:

Kamala HQ Does this account do anything but lie? I don't think I've see a true post yet. x.com/TrumpWarRoom/s…

Still haven’t heard yours. You just plagiarized Joe. You’re a fraud.

😂😂😂😂😂😂what a dork.

She's such a joke. We essentially have no Press Secretary because you can't believe anything she makes up.

The Harris campaign and WH should disclose all communications with ABC News about the debate.