I was pretty scared cause a man was in the women’s room earlier today when I was shopping so I started groaning and make fart noises with my mouth till he left Stay safe, be gross

kids: look what we found nobody: absolutely nobody: kids: it's a free shopping cart me: 🤦‍♀️ (literally just happened)

Hey. I’m proud of you for getting through everything you’ve been through this year.

Twitter: race war! Burn everything! Something something something Tr_mp. Rawrrrr. Threads: tell me what made you smile today. 😃

I have to have a tooth pulled tomorrow but I get to spend the whole day with my husband so who's really winning

Fullerton is fucking chaotic for absolutely no reason #OPLive

I'm all for having the hard talks, but the minute my feelings are diminished for yours, that's the last time we'll have that conversation.

I hate this world. npr.org/2023/11/07/121…

Someone needs to tell Hardy that the kid rock look isn't cute.

Autism has been verified by nearly half a century of studies to be primarily genetic. Autistic kids come *from* Autistic parents with evidence of it existing for millennia as a healthy part of Neurodiversity.

I'm having such a hard time finding affordable jeans in short length that I'm wondering.... are cutting your jeans back in style yet? I'm no good with the sewing machine 😂

I can see why you’re all so torn. /s

George Santos used campaign funds to subscribe to somebody’s Only Fans. Bitch I’m screaming

“So I get a few Botox treatments, subscribe to a bunch of Onlyfans accounts and pickup a few necessities from Sephora and suddenly I’m a criminal?” - George Santos

Reminder: Kevin McCarthy said he wished George Santos had more power than President Biden

#OPLive

Fullerton police force is fucking chaotic. I can't believe these people passed any tests to be cops. #OPLive

My first day of 41 was pretty great. My husband and kids fulfilled my wildest dreams and bought me random books from the bookstore. I got Mexican food. I took a nap and got free Starbucks, and then my kid cleaned the kitchen. Life is pretty awesome.