And yesterday's rosebud has just bloomed 🌹

Judging by the racket, my 23yo lad is in the bath singing Rule Britannia in falsetto 🛁 😂

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? You can have my futon if I pass away

The Conservatives lost votes to everyone. 25% of the 2019 vote to Reform, 23% to the left. The latter count double. Losing votes to the left ensured election defeat. Bleeding so heavily to reform turned that defeat into a cataclysm.

It’s been one hell of a week for tactical voting lads

What a disgusting speech. And she seriously thinks she has a chance of leading the Conservative Party. Not while I have a breath left in my body. Moderate Conservatives need to stand up and be counted. This will not stand.

Still fretting about the grand piano 20 minutes ago getting a soaking 🎹💦 #OpeningCeremony

You know what? I'm amazed that they're not all falling over especially on that catwalk in those stilettos. Chapeau 💦💦💦💦💦 #OpeningCeremony

Oh no! Another piano atrocity. This one's on fire.🔥 I'm still traumatised by the first one that got soaked. Not a good night for pianos 🎹☹️ #OpeningCeremony

This horse ROCKS #OpeningCeremony

Olympic-style fastest time through London Stansted Airport security today. Where are all the people?🏅

UK government should ditch X for Bluesky and all the journos will follow. Ignorant Musk needs to put a sock in it.

Number of factors contributed to the facing down of the Far-Right last night. And I suspect one of them was the deterrent effect of the swift, hard sentences that started to be handed down. This was billed as Keir Starmer’s first major test as Prime Minister. And he’s passed it.

Gorgeous green power *dons tin hat*

SLEEP CYCLE, INTERRUPTED I lay awake all last night, trying to understand the omnium - turning the pedals of my mind, while suffering from insomnium.

My Dad, marking 50 years - yes, that’s half an actual century - of working at the BBC. Talk about setting the bar high.

Record breaking exit from London Stansted Airport airport tonight. What's going on?! Ryanair plane to Greater Anglia train 15 mins 😮 #NotBrokenBritain 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Matt Spriggs Too late