anytime im in an uncomfortable situation I think about the house party I was at where the host owned a cat also named brent and it usually helps

multiple Mona Lisa Vito impressions

girl who said she didn’t care I was allergic to balloons when we first started dating but it’s now 8 months later: can we talk?
me: I knew you couldn’t hang

lou bega back in the lab again

My Cousin Vinny was July's winner! North American Friends Movie Club

Nate and brent talk Marisa Tomei's acting.
Brent remains an ally.
Nate would be respectful if given a chance.
I tried out my Brooklyn accent successfully imo.

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[wife and her coworkers listening to my voicemail that cut off suddenly] I think he said “can I speak to my wife”

no he is definitely saying “the puppy got a knife”

the maid of honour handles a lot of logistics and makes sure the bride has an amazing day. the last time I was a best man I had to tell the groom “just because it’s a good song to walk out to in UFC doesn’t mean it would be for walking down the aisle”

I'm biased, but I'm pretty sure our podcast is fun to listen to. It would mean the world to me, Brent, and Kate if you'd follow North American Friends Movie Club

texting you a picture of a squid with the caption “calamari for dinner you know it’s about to go down” next text is “gotta help me bud im all inked up”

[apologizing to the other parents for my child’s behaviour at the playground] he was conceived to dragula

turning right on the red while the person turning left has to wait for the green

every friend group chat has the person in it that thinks the others don’t have the internet or watch the news. like six hours after the Statue of Liberty fell over due to old bolts they’re in the chat like “statue of Liberty fell down. bolts are fucked”

[texting wife after getting kicked out of the group chat for saying willie nelson had no bangers] movie??

Dracula + my neighbour’s Super Bowl party (handshake emoji) hoping we get invited in

Kate: that’s not my bag baby

[on phone with son] remember grimace probably weighs over 400lbs
[son at mcdonalds waiting for his interview] they probably won't ask that

NEW North American Friends Movie Club w/ ZOOLANDER
-brent’s near death story
-meet our lawyer
-kate is an austin powers ass host
-GOT HIS ASS
-brothers don’t weigh anything
-I can be your angel or devil
-a quiz

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