When you run out of the Just For Men

DARLINGTON FINISH LINE: (Perfectly straight)

KANSAS FINISH LINE:

That Ross Chastain so aims to promote the family business and agriculture that he so brazenly disregards the five-second rule on a surface covered in grime and tire marbles is why he has my unwavering respect. #NASCAR

WEIRD AL HONEYMAN GONNA SHOCK THE WORLD

Spoken like a true NASCAR team owner

I mean you showed up to the costume party without a costume

Siri how do I sign up to be the Ross Chastain melon guy

And with that the superstar Joey has officially kicked off Pagoda Season

US: What kind of Lady In Black we gonna see this weekend

THE LADY IN BLACK:

I stepped outside briefly to see the Aurora and came back inside to see Kyle Busch spin on lap 2. Anyways that's a whole lot of things you rarely see in one minute for me. #NASCAR

Hey guys so I guess I'm letting Rooster outside before I lie down to watch the truck race

F̶Y̶I̶ t̶h̶i̶s̶ i̶s̶ l̶a̶s̶t̶ y̶e̶a̶r̶'s̶ t̶r̶u̶c̶k̶ r̶a̶c̶e̶ o̶n̶ T̶V̶ b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ t̶h̶e̶y̶'r̶e̶ d̶r̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ t̶h̶e̶ t̶r̶ I GOT CHRISTIAN ECKES WHO WANTS IN ON THIS ACTION I'LL GIVE YOU 1000-1

I dunno what it is about the sunsets at Darlington Raceway but damned if they aren't better than anywhere else. I don't know why. I think they use the same sun the rest of us do.

Ahem

At least the minnow pond will have a sufficient water level

Oasis Me to Terry Labonte
if I was at Darlington
as he wonders what in
the hell is happening
🤝
'TODAY IS GONNA
BE THE DAY THAT
THEY'RE GONNA THROW
IT BACK TO YOU'

did you know? In 1990 in Darlington there were cops who APPARENTLY had never heard of a little something called METHOD ACTING #NASCAR

When you throw back to one of your own old paint schemes. #NASCAR

Leland Honeyman looks like he'd try to sell you a CD of his pan-flute music