Got pre-arse on already for when I inevitably don’t get a ticket in morning 😂🙃

Gonna be a fucking car crash innit

What a waste of fucking time that was lol

Ticketmaster playing my favourite Oasis album

My favourite part was when it said it was my turn and then I got the Error 503. Top, top work by ticketmaster

You cunts can fuck right off

How’s big Lewis dunk getting beat there

Ticketmaster: “buy from us, don’t buy from touts at inflated prices.” Also ticketmaster:

Hope this Ugarte is fucking mint cause Casemiro is an absolute fucking donkey

Absolutely fuck all about em this lot

I will never understand how people get excited for Autumn and Winter. Give me warm spring days and sunny summer evenings any day.

Nothing like car troubles to bring you back down to earth after a right good few days 👌🏻🙃

🐐🐐🐐

Painful as fuck watching United

Major Sunday scaries on tonight after a mint week off

Sky absolutely loving the fact that half the ground at St Andrews tonight have flown over from America in individual private jets but will tell fans to get the train to games as part of 'green weekend'

Forgot how hopeless Antony is 😂😂

Buying houses is mental Buy a car or a bag of chips, the price is defined Buy a house, you have to guess how much the owner wants Not allowed to speak to the owner Instead you have to go via a 19 year old, in a Mini, who doesn't live there and wants you to pay over the odds

Flat last 10 that. Never once felt like another chance was gonna fall our way. Should be winning that game