‘take me to church’ turns 11 today. so let me bring back this video of hozier singing in the subway on your tl

Apparently KFC charging ppl $1.00 for extra ketchup and salt. After putting one ketchup in their box. Someone report them to the franchiser nah.

One day I will be loved so honestly and purely that all these preconceived notions out here wouldn’t even matter. 😌

Miss lady was accepting so much slackness. The cheating really is at the bottom of the list imo. Cuz why is your HUSBAND not taking care of you and the home?

Don’t look for a firecracker, look for a fire place. Keeps you warm and safe and feels like home. Aww.

Peep no toxic shit online, so we have peace when we are together.

IMO it’s inconsiderate to invite your on/off partner to important events your friends are having and want them in all the photos 🤷🏾‍♀️ if you know your relationship is volatile, leave them home pls. Or ask them to sit out of group photos so we don’t have to crop them out later on.

I want men to realize that even when they decide to clean up their act, life wouldn’t just go smoothly for them. That is when karma will come, that is when they will be tested. You’re a changed person now so everything will line up? No baby. No. It’s just getting started.

Emily in Paris does have me emotionally up and down

The Uglies. This will be another social media influence movie.

If is not tonsillitis is dengue, if not that, fever and headache. These viruses rampant rn.

This just took me back to the book called Heidi

Sylvie is what my alternate reality could be. Lovers in different cities, and a main partner who's not in my space 24/7. But I'm a jealous person and I'd wanna know what you doing.

But honestly what about school makes the place so congested on mornings man? Like I know, but I don't know!

My coworkers don't hesitate to tell me I still look sick. I wasn't gonna come back from sick leave looking like sunshine y'all.

Universal Denise 🍒 😅

Sometimes all you need is that one coworker you can make eye contact with when dumb shit is said in the office 😆

Here you go! 🎃