Doofenshmirtz when he sees Perry without his hat on

this is it, stand up for winning against inequality and injustice, and be the change the world desperately needs. #BlackLivesMatter

ok me

yessiree

I hate this

fr, don’t be nosey

I don’t care if you don’t want to hear this; overturning Roe v. Wade is an erosion of women’s rights and reinforces this absurd, backwards notion that women shouldn’t be allowed to be in control of their own bodies. If you DON’T think that’s absurd and backwards, fuck you.

Remember when the mask mandates came out and pro lifers were like “my body my choice”

no offense, but i’m glad that we are not friends anymore.

the feminine urge to say “ouch” when i bump into something even tho it didn’t hurt

Another day of being a slut in theory but never in practice

ADHD packing list: • 7 books you won’t read • a tablet full of movies/shows you won’t watch • random crap that sounded important 5 minutes before you left • extra toothbrush? Stuff forgotten: • toothpaste • an entire category of clothing • one REALLY important cable

yeah sex is cool but has anyone ever hugged you so tight that you feel genuinely loved