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We wrote this strangely prophetic piece NINE years ago. We're amazed it took him nearly a decade to give Christianity a go...

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BREAKING! Water pollution hits new high as huge floating turd found in Thames

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Who is the best Bruce? Forsyth or Lee?
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NEWS! 'Biased BBC' accused of failing to pander to every single one of man's prejudices buff.ly/4bcipBJ

NEWS! Rishi Sunak warns of 'dangerous precedent' if leaders have to resign simply because they can no longer govern effectively buff.ly/3wbAuRE

Just Rishi reminding everyone how much he paid for the 'smart mug' he uses to keep his coffee warm

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This is, without doubt, the most compelling political advertisement we've ever seen.

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