Unless you’re talking about Rashford, right Paul?

The way that no stat of Kobbie’s even surprises me anymore because it’s just his standard now, wow

Manuel “it can take weeks, maybe months to be ready” Ugarte

My God does Wayne Rooney still have it 😍

2015 2024

Rallying the fans behind the team, the night before the FA Cup final, and then actually bringing it home for us

Doesn’t matter which name they put first, but Mainoo always seems to be the bar for them

This is like leaving your car unlocked all day and being mad that no one tried to steal it rather than just being relieved that you still have your car

He waited 41 minutes

The away crowd have been singing that Rashford chant for the full 5 minutes since he’s scored, this is what he needs from us

SAY HIS NAME !!!!!

✉️ for 𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎

United won, Liverpool lost and now this account is unhappy Saturday mood:

Unsurprised that him of all people is unfamiliar with friendship

People can try and pretend all they want But Bruno Fernandes IS the exact mould of a Manchester United captain

Casemiro would be in prison right now for this

“Fighting for the badge” when it’s Timber “5’3 and an attitude” when it’s Martinez When they’re practically the same height…..