Sometimes the cue ball doesn’t come out

Come on, play the game. You can send us £55m for someone with one hamstring again before this happens.

Imagine worrying about things like this. England doesn’t even have a national anthem anyway

The Carsley debate is funny because the nation was crying out for someone who led with logic more than emotion after Southgate. Now we have someone who cares more about tactics than vibes and he needs sacking because he doesn’t sing the anthem. The ultimate cannot-win job.

I’m no doctor but I wouldn’t mind buying an MCL return date at the 4.5 week midpoint here

17 weeks of spinning coins on rock solid lines starts NOW!

Wembley's a shithole too by the way, Madueke. Stick that on your tiktok.

‘Over the top’ for a fast finishing horse nearest the camera is a phrase that annoys me more than it really needs to. Nothing finishing best on the far rail is ever described as going underneath is it

The first time Wolves will play at home at 3.00 on a Saturday this season will be Saturday 9th November

Why, why, why?

Maybe next year, Laytown.

Long believed there’s absolutely nothing I can educate Trench on when it comes to betting but delighted to discover 90s fruit machines are the niche I needed

Nothing wrong with this comment. It's factually correct and there's no passing the buck or suggestion they're not 100% committed to trying to win all these difficult games. It's September, it's too early to panic. When Wolves panic, very bad things happen. Don't be a part of that

Not sure I've ever seen a batsman grip the bat lower than Duckett. 90s coaches would have had a field day correcting that.Exaggerating for effect here but it's basically a hand-eye sport now rather than a technique one isn't it. See ball, fucking belt ball. To hell with technique