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SpacedMom (@copymama) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Olympic skateboarding commentators be like “There’s the slippery salmon into a snickerdoodle flip, then a perfect goblin grind and just LOOK at that beautiful 360 didgeridoo”

Cake or Death (@johngcole) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I saw a tiktok that said that "Tim Walz is so dad coded he is going to New balance the budget" and that "Tim Walz is so dad when they put the budget bill on his desk he asked 'What's the damage?'" I had forgotten politics could be fun and doesn't have to feel like death row.

@nicolaisnotabot (on bluesky) (@nicolaisnotabot) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I work in biotech. Every company I have worked for since 1992 has provided free hygiene products to the employees. I'm utterly baffled at why maga is upset at this.

Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ (@0liviajulianna) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Let me get this right— the party and party leaders who were perfectly okay with a sitting congressman body shaming a teenage girl suddenly has a problem with bullying and harsh words? Be offended cry babies. You’ve dished it out for years, time for you to take it.

Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So apparently the act of sending loved ones little videos and cute pictures and funny things throughout the day is called “Pebbling” because there’s a species of penguin that likes to leave pebbles in their partners’ nests to show they care, and this is my happy thing for today

Elizabeth Warren (@senwarren) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Are we really supposed to believe that Supreme Court justices can go on luxury trips paid by Republican megadonors and then fairly judge their allies in court? I’m not buying it. To restore trust in our judiciary, we need a binding, enforceable code of conduct for SCOTUS.

soul nate (@mnateshyamalan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

manager: you have the number one hit single in the world. congrats. how did you celebrate gotye: i bought a jet ski manager: awesome lol. want to write another song sometime? gotye: no thanks. i think im gonna go ride my jet ski

@nicolaisnotabot (on bluesky) (@nicolaisnotabot) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Question for #MedTwitter: I have 500 unopened pulse oximeters left over from a clinical COVID study I was managing during lockdown. Is there any organization that might benefit from a donation?

BuccoCapital Bloke (@buccocapital) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Property taxes are disgusting because what do you mean you’re going to charge me for the roads, utilities, schools, police, firefighters, libraries and other services that enable property ownership and provide the entire defensibility of the value of my home in the first place