Nurse: What was my blood pressure? Me: Between 100-160/20-90

Ah yes, horrific open globe injuries

MY PARENTS DIDN’T RAISE A QUITTER!! They raised ᵃ ᴾʳᵒᶜʳᵃˢᵗᶦⁿᵃᵗᵒʳ

Normalize tucking your dog into bed

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Nobody: Dogs at the park:

so many of you are little thieves or joy. you police what makes people happy until they don’t wanna share anymore. you do it to me and I should be happy and successful enough to not have it bother me and it does. imagine what you do to anyone else. that is super sad.

it is never too late. to go back to bed

It’s fun to think about Trump needing an eye exam and they call Rand Paul who shows up without any equipment because he doesn’t remember how to do an eye exam & they find an old tonopen & spend 2 hrs trying to calibrate it before realizing it’s not a tonopen it’s a reflex hammer

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Dogs back in the house! 🇺🇸

Student loan forgiveness for everybody except people who sleep in their contact lenses

No matter how you’re celebrating this year, Champ and Major wish you a Merry Christmas.

When I finally visualize my western blot and it looks like crap #SuperBowl

If you think blue light from your computer is harmful, just wait til you hear about sunlight

Hanging out in the ICU

some people aren’t understanding this reference and it’s making me feel old and i don’t like that

As Ottawa police get closer to Wellington Street, protesters are building a snow wall (?) to slow the officers’ advance