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Noah Garfinkel

@noahgarfinkel

Writer -- Single Parents, President Show, New Girl, Kroll Show, Workaholics. On Bluesky with the same handle.

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This Holocaust denier responded to a tweet of mine with something I unfortunately find very funny and might start sending to friends.

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This took a while to make and I’m not even sure if I thought of it on my own or if it’s something I already saw on here. Anyway. You come to me:

This took a while to make and I’m not even sure if I thought of it on my own or if it’s something I already saw on here. Anyway.

You come to me:
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(Guys who went to high school with the Devil) “Hey what ever happened to that guy? He was so weird.” “I think he went down to Georgia to try to be, like, a competitive violinist.” “Oh, wow. Woof.”

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It makes a lot of sense that the first song we learn as kids is the Alphabet but it’s not as clear why the second one is about what all the different parts of a bus do.

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(Not reading this tweet or knowing anything about Game of Thrones.) Yet another before and after where the person looks way better before.

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I have been told to stop stealing muffins from the bakery. Unfortunately, it’s the only way to keep my lucrative muffin stand in business. Everyone is fine with this.

I have been told to stop stealing muffins from the bakery. Unfortunately, it’s the only way to keep my lucrative muffin stand in business. Everyone is fine with this.
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Have you ever noticed there’s always someone eating at a McDonald’s or Wendy’s in the month leading up to the season premiere of Grey’s Anatomy?